You decide to withhold that information for now. These little guys seem fragile enough as is...
"I'm sorry" you sheepishly say, "What are you guys, talking mushrooms?"
The red one turns around, ignoring you.
"Fellow Mycelium! We must prepare for the threat of the Scarlet Dragon! First, repairing the door guard- then we must fortify the irrigation systems, replant the wheat fields..."
The others listen intently. You...